I don't actually use this very much as a diary thing? Meh whatever.
Tesco almost blinded me. Lalala.
Barragan is adorable? He has, like, puppy dog eyes.
Miki Roque and Besian Idrazaj aren't bad either. Oh dear young boys argh ..
Speaking of which, who will be playing on Tuesday? I like seeing the young boys play, I really do. They show so much more commitment than some of the first team players. Not naming any names, of course. Although, press, please leave Harry Kewell alone? The boy's trying, he really is. It's all you can ask of him. It's never going to come right for him if he has people on his back who don't actually have a clue what they're talking about. Again, not naming any names.
"Crouch, who could provide a rival to the London Eye if he did piggy-backs, is probably a better footballer than the misfit he looks at present. His problem - and it could become a minor tragedy - is that the fans are now on his case and an already fragile confidence has been all but destroyed by their jeering. Strikers recover confidence and banish doubters by scoring goals. But this is not a natural goal-scorer. He is not particularly good in the air, either, despite his improbable height, though he is capable of setting up chances in the air and on the ground. "
Please, shut the hell up? I wonder how many games this "journalist" has actually seen Crouch play. Or whether they're just judging on statistics.
When did Luis score three goals? I wasn't aware he'd scored any. Do they mean goals in Europe? Oh, one is in the league. Did I miss that somehow?
I just noticed that, what with all Cisse's moaning, he's actually got the most appearances out of all the players. Some as a sub, granted, but dude, shut up and use your time more effectively. Like practicing shooting, for example.
Bring back Stephen Warnock. He'll save us. And if not, he'll give me something pretty to look at.